for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
Gender - How strange is it that we can completely change how we are perceived in this world just by messing with the construct of gender via makeup?
okay you can’t be attractive in both genders you fuck
this man kills bloodthirsty monsters
this man stopped the apolocalypse
this man was important enough for God to have him dragged out of hell
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny
i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE “IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO LOVED YOU” MEMES
you’re not my daughter, my daughter was blonde
to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.
What in hell
Misha is a hero to us all.
Sometimes Misha speaks, and I cry.
MISHA COLLINS EVERYONE
OKAY THIS IS LIFE CHANGING THIS SPED MY MORNING ROUTINE UP BY LIKE 5 MINUTES.
I’ve got to go try this on my own shoes.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish